When things at work haven’t been going well and your boss tells you he wants you to come to his office – and sitting at his conference table is the HR rep – “the handwriting is on the wall.” When your son says he can’t find his most recent school Report Card on the very … [Read more…]

This past winter changed my property’s landscape forever. Five pine trees of various shapes and sizes couldn’t stand up to the gale-force winds that blew in with a series of Nor’easters. My chainsaw massatree buddy, alias Woolley-Bully Bunyan, helped me manicure my yard back into its “Better Homes & Gardens” likeness – or nearly. In … [Read more…]

I hadn’t completed even my 1st semester at college when the Dean of Students paid me an unscheduled visit. Hebinformed me I was being relocated to another dormitory because I posed an unfavorable arson risk where I currently resided. Humiliatingly, I was burned in effigy in front of probably 30 guys from my dorm who … [Read more…]

Throughout my adolescence and continuing through much of my adult life, I’d often go to bed and see this recurrent dream disrupt my sleep; a nightmare actually. I was being chased by some unrecognized assailant. He’d be leaping into the air in an effort to grab my ankles – to do who knows what?? Why … [Read more…]

Weight Watcher’s, Jenny Craig, NutriSystem, Atkins, Ketogenic – we all know what these are: false hope. Kidding. They’re diet plans. Many of them have worked for many people while others have tried many of these plans (and others) and none have worked. Many friends and acquaintances over the years have asked me what diet plan … [Read more…]