Politics dominated the news in recent months. So in the spirit of politics, let me ask this question: “How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?” Answer: Two: One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done to get the light bulb replaced, while the other screws the light bulb into … [Read more…]
I submit to you that Ebenezer Scrooge should’ve lived in this century. Why would I make such an anachronistic claim? Because the 2-word epithet for which he’s become infamous certainly fits better into our philosophical day: “Bah! Humbug!” Do you know what “bah” means? It means to “express contempt or disgust”. And “humbug?” It means … [Read more…]
Have you ever been invited to a neighborhood block party where it’s all about one-upping each other, or to one of those b-o-r-i-n-g church socials? What did you end up doing? I’ll bet some of you probably RSVP-ed with a regret note, electing to bend the truth a tad: “My lumbago’s been acting up.” “We … [Read more…]
Please join us this Sunday morning as our Worship Band leads us in praise and prayer for the entire service. Weaving contemporary Christian songs, Scripture readings and voluntary praises and prayers from the floor, this quarterly time of worship always proves uplifting and meaningful; but most of all, it reminds us why we even exist … [Read more…]
My 5th grade math teacher, Mr. Matula, had to excuse himself from the classroom one day for a few minutes when the office summoned him. Of course, he instructed us to keep busy, reviewing what we had just learned. That’s all the time this one profoundly immature student needed, to do something profoundly immature .Now … [Read more…]
