Politics dominated the news in recent months. So in the spirit of politics, let me ask this question: “How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?” Answer: Two: One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done to get the light bulb replaced, while the other screws the light bulb into the water faucet.<\/p>\n
Here’s another: “How many KGB agents does it take to change a light bulb? Also two. One to change it and the other to check for bugs.<\/p>\n
How about one from the religious domain: “How many televangelists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One, but for the message of light to continue, you need to send in your donation today. (Check can be made out to Faith Fam – nevermind.)<\/p>\n
Let me offer a homemadeer: “How many Faith Family Fellowship folks does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: None, because our Light never goes out.<\/p>\n
If you haven’t already deduced, we’re going to be sharing this coming Sunday morning about the Light Who came into the world at that First Christmas. Why not join us as we probe the message of “Jesus, The Regenerating Light.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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